Avoiding Opening Other People’S Christmas Presents!!!

This informative Workshop will center itself around the horrifying consequences of unwrapping gifts that are meant for others. An inebriated Ted Danson will take us step by step through the process of avoidance and acceptance and as a sidebar teach us how to gracefully vomit into your own suit jacket while in a spirited group conversation. First 11 through the door will receive an oversized unicorn dildo that no orifice on this planet could withstand. More Info below.